Things people say to me when they find out I'm married to a woman.

I've decided to start sharing these moments.

"I belong to the Unitarian Universalist Fellowship (while fishing a card for me out of her pocketbook) and we have many gay couples. And they're very ordinary. They have jobs. I don't like it when people are half-naked. …When we were having dinner with friends the other day…they've been together 25 years, and, well they're retired now, and they were holding hands. I felt so good inside. Not tolerant you see, I felt good."

–A Holocaust survivor in the locker room at the YMCA (and I'm not just adding that detail in for irony)

One Response to “Things people say to me when they find out I'm married to a woman.”

  1. Well . . . Says:

    A) Does your partner know your a "Comedian"? C'mon- your a community college professor with to much time on your hands.

    If not . .

    B) What do people say to you when you tell them how much time you spend being a "comedian"?

    The world of accounting awaits you . . .

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