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I decided to give the world one less lawyer. I give away a lot of stuff I create on this site, and I license my work so that you can remix and share it. I’m one of the first comedians I know to do so.

All that sharing, happy stuff said: money is very good and important. If everyone who enjoyed my stuff gave just a little bit, I’d be able to make a living creating comedy and shows. I would even be able to afford to get pregnant.

Support me with your donation. You can use Paypal, Visa or MasterCard. If you like the traditional “I give you money and then I get something” experience, you can also buy tracks, my CD, or merch or bring me to perform in your town or at your event too.

Thanks to Jonathan Coulton for his inspiration.

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