@fraying You are now the tuffest tenderhearted tattooed Jew I kno.

Facebook peep vibe at Girl Geek “dinner” was like a wormhole into corporate vanilla via LA self-importance sidestreet.

“Excuse me, are you with facebook? If not you can’t sit here. We’ve blocked off this area for our bags.” shows in yr platform.

Girl geek dinner needs to be renamed Girl Geek appetizer. Where my snax at?

Going to see if the Girl Geek dinner in SF will welcome me.

Separation anxiety is just another name for Jewish love.

Me: Should I bring my toothbrush to India? Bro: They have a billion people, so at least a billion toothbrushes.

Castro theatre packed with queers just booed the host for admitting he’s never seen Project Runway.

OH: Survivalism is all about the belief that people are both fundamentally bad and incompetent.

My brother is telling me that twitter’s fundamental flaw is that it’s constant “you had to be there” statements.