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Jesus in a sandwich

virgin mary grilled cheese sandwich
I heard about this grilled cheese sandwich last night. It is said to have a picture on the Virgin Mary on it and it sold on eBay for $28,000, fittingly to a reverential online casino.

The Jesus on a pierogi only went for $1775 on ebay
Jesus pierogi

The New York Times take on all this is quite scientific and perceptual.

Never mind the Mother Theresa on a cinnamon bun, or Allah's name on an eggplant or any other holy delectable, where are the Jews?

Moses isn't showing up in my kreplach.

Clearly there is a major market need here. Relaunch the Carnegie Deli. Buy Jesus in a sandwich. Vitamin Water and Smart Food have got nothing this.

One Response to “Jesus in a sandwich”

  1. knarf Says:

    Apparitions are essentially a Catholic thing. Only Catholics really give a shit.

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